Anonymous asked: Lol half of your followers are on tumblrdatinggame(.)com

Lol, good thing I have no clue what that is.

• Girl: I'm having heart surgery today.
• Boy: I know.
• Girl: I love you!
• Boy: I love you more!
• *After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room.*
• Girl: Where is he?
• Dad: Don't you know who gave you the heart?
• Girl: (Starts crying)
• Dad: I'm just kidding he went to the bathroom.
• LOLOLOL omg

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Anonymous asked: Are you going to "The Beatles: The Lost Concert" movie premier in a few weeks?

I didn’t know that was even going to happen but no, I can’t say I am.

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It’s funny because half the people who are posting statuses and talking about it are people who have never smoked in their life and they don’t even know how it came to be, they just know it’s “national weed day.”